Dude, Where's my home?

Since AsshatAlex doesn’t seem to believe me, here’s my proof.

Me as a BOOT E-3 back in November 2002, and then my brother and I at my wedding in September 2011.

Red Sox opening day today. 
This makes me very happy.

Red Sox opening day today. 

This makes me very happy.

In preparation for the upcoming big day I had to update and clean my dress blues.
Seriously. How motherfucking P-I-M-P does that look?

In preparation for the upcoming big day I had to update and clean my dress blues.

Seriously. How motherfucking P-I-M-P does that look?